Category Food and Cooking

A Meal in Three Courses

A polished silver cloche reflects a distorted face at the end of a dim, burgundy-carpeted trailer corridor.

In a stitched chain of trailers dressed in polite dimness and burgundy carpet, a family follows an invitation to a banquet that performs hospitality a little too perfectly. What waits at the end isn’t gore so much as complicity—a ritual plated to make spectators of the people who love each other. One father decides not to play along. He breaks the room, names the door, and walks out with something the feast can’t own: the right to look without flinching.

“Unstuck” Beef and Shrimp Noodle

Thai basil has been added to the beef shrimp mixture, and the bowl has been tossed to blend the spices together with the meat and combine the two ingredients into a harmonious whole.

So, the inspiration behind this post is that yesterday was my night to cook dinner for the family, and I was fresh out of ideas. So, I decided to consult with ChatGPT to see if it could produce anything better than cake-is-a-lie recipes full of fish-shaped toxic resins. And, damn, was I pleasantly surprised!?

Before I get into it, to preface, I just want to say that I didn't simply ask the chat bot to make all my decisions for me and hand me a recipe. I have been cooking Iron Chef style for over 30 years now...